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🍗 The Finest Invoicing Since 1989

Contando
Pollos

"In this business, the numbers must be… immaculate."

Invoice software with the precision of a well-run operation.

🍎 macOS 14+
⚡ Apple Silicon
CONTANDO POLLOS — INVOICE #0047
PAID ✦

Heisenberg LLC

#LPH-0047

March 11, 2026

March 25, 2026

Crispy Chicken (12 pcs)
Qty: 3 × $28.00
$84.00
Catering Service — Bulk
Qty: 1 × $640.00
$640.00
Private Event Staffing
Qty: 4 × $120.00
$480.00
Consultation (Special)
Qty: 1 × $62,000.00
$62,000.00
TOTAL DUE $63,204.00
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Everything You Need
To Run a Clean Operation

Built for founders, freelancers, and family businesses who demand precision. Every cluck accounted for. Every invoice, impeccable.

Los Pollos Hermanos
Instant Invoicing

Generate polished, branded invoices in under 60 seconds. Because in this business, time is a resource you cannot afford to waste.

🔎
Seamless Tracking

View total, collected, outstanding, and overdue invoices with quick stats such as collection rate and average income value.

📊
Revenue Dashboard

A bird's-eye view of every dollar in motion. Revenue trends, outstanding balances, and cash-flows — all in one pane.

The Process

Simple as a
Family Recipe

Four steps between you and getting paid. We've streamlined everything else.

01
Add Your Client

One entry. Forever on file.

02
Build Your Invoice

Choose a template, add line items, log your time, set your terms. Our editor is fast and forgiving.

03
Send & Track

Deliver by email, print it and deliver in person, whatever makes you feel at home.

04
Get Paid

Update the invoice as paid. That's it.

Over $2.4B
Can Be Invoiced Through This Application
100.0%
Uptime Reliability
4.9★
Rating According to Us
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Price
Our Plans

Choose Your
Order Size

One price. One time. No subscriptions, no upsells, no "per seat" nonsense. We're a small family operation, not a cartel.

The Napkin

For the entrepreneur who is… figuring things out

$0
free as in "we ran out of napkins"
  • 1 invoice. Ever.
  • Helvetica font only (bold costs extra)
  • Manual math — calculator not included
  • "Send" button (email client sold separately)
  • Community forum support (good luck)
  • Actually useful features
The Cartel Tier

For those who enjoy paying more for the same thing

$299
per month, billed annually (please don't)
  • Everything in All You Can Eat
  • A framed photo of Gustavo Fring
  • Monthly call where we say nothing new
  • Dedicated "account manager" (it's Mike)
  • Gold-foil invoice paper (digital)
  • Bi-annual wellness check from Saul
Trusted By The Family

What Our Customers Say

"

I used to have three separate spreadsheets and a prayer. Now my invoices go out automatically, and the money comes in like clockwork. Mr. Fring would approve.

🧑
Walter H.
Chemistry Consultant, Albuquerque NM
"

The recurring billing alone saved me hours a week. My car wash runs itself now, and Contando Pollos handles the books. Clean money, clean records.

👩
Skyler W.
CFO, A1A Car Wash
"

As a man who values precision in all things, I appreciate that Contando Pollos is meticulous. The audit trail is immaculate. Nothing is left to chance.

🕴
G. Fring
Owner, Los Pollos Hermanos International

Ready to Run a
Clean Operation?

"The chicken is just the beginning." — Download today.

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